Hello Pets! I hope you’re all staying warm… it really cold here, so I know all of you that are north of me have to be facing a chill. I thought I would start this week off with a post to cover a few odds and ends that need to be address. So get naked, snuggle up under the covers, and check it out

The Mistress Interviews

In case you missed it, last week the lovely Mistress Tia interviewed Me for her Weekly Mistress Interviews on TalkShoe. A recording of the interview is available below, just click the player and enjoy

Custom Audio Tease Give-Away

Don’t forget, I’m giving away a custom audio tease or 3 at the end of this month. All you have to do to enter is leave a comment to this or any blog post on this blog between now and October 31st to qualify. Oh, and try to entertain me with your comment for browny points; making me smile goes a long way, lol… So get writing and good luck!

The Alphabet Free Phone Sex Give-Away

We have about six days left of this give-away, so if your day hasn’t come up yet, keep an eye on The Daily Cock to see when you get lucky. Don’t know what I’m talking about? Where have you been silly? Each day, Ms. Ally is giving away 10 minutes to any previous caller whose last name starts with the letter of the day. We have six letters left and they are totally random so watch The Cock for your chance, and if your letter hasn’t come up yet… you could get 10 free minutes of heaven!

How are my gurls this week? I hope you are all having a wonderful summer so far and enjoying all of the wonderful girly opportunities that life presents for you. A little bird, we’ll just call her sweet cherry, stopped by to visit me tonight via a phone sex session, and made a request for this weeks post. I had a topic in mind but this sweet little fem had just read my post about lacy – the slutty sissy all in pink, and was hoping I could talk more about lipstick and sexy lips tonight. Now how can I say no to a request like that.

I decided that what all girls and gurls want is sexy, kissable lips. So I thought we would talk about techniques for making lips look fuller and more succulent. Here are a few steps that will have you well on your way to being the lipstick slut you want to be:

Make sure your lips are clean and smooth. If you have dry lips, use a washcloth to wipe away dry, flaky skin.

Use a lip pencil that matches your natural lip color to outline your lips. Be sure to blend the corners of your mouth with your fingertip or  a lip brush.

Apply a pale pink or neutral tone lipstick (depending on your coloring) all over your lips. Chose a lipstick with a high shine finish, one that will reflect light and draw attention. This will make your lips appear fuller.

Finish with a thin layer of lip gloss, avoiding the corners of your mouth.

These steps will give you a perfectly pouty smile that is full and natural looking. For more drama or when going out at night, by all means use a darker shade of red or pink lipstick in place of the muted tones mentioned above. The application technique itself will still give your lips a fuller look that says they are kissable or ready to suck cock, so, either way you win.

Now, I want each of you gurls to go to the mirror and give this technique a try. And as you do, know that I wonder little gurl, what is it you think about when you prepare your perfect lips…do tell…….

Hello femmes…how are all you gurls this week? I’d like to say that I am very pleased with the feedback that I am getting in our kinky chat rooms, E-mails, IMs, and during phone sex sessions in regard to this weekly blog posting. It’s good to know that there are femmes out there who appreciate a writings geared directly toward you. So gurls, feel free to leave comments or send me a message if you have any requests for a topic for the Fem Girlfriend’s Club, I will do my best to get some helpful information together to meet your needs and interests.

This week, I thought it might be fun to discuss washing your hair. Some of you have had the privilege of going to a beauty salon and having your hair shampooed by a professional. If you have then you know how sensual and relaxing it can be, not to mention good for your hair. For those of you who are not able to go to a salon, I am truly saddened. But, there is good news, I have thought through my own experiences and talked to one of my very best friends who just so happens to be a cosmetologist and we have put together a step by step guide to washing your hair just like the professionals do it.

Before we begin, a few words straight from Jeana (my best friend and favorite hair guru). Never use 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner, that crap traps dirt and oil on your hair, not to mention cleansing agents. Never use anything to wash your hair other than shampoo; soap is not for your hair. And finally, use conditioner, please ladies…even if you have oily hair, they make conditioner specifically designed for you and it is what protects your hair from the environment and styling products.

1st – Pour (or squeeze) enough shampoo in your hand to cover your hair; usually the size of a quarter, or a half-dollar for longer hair. Rub hands together and apply to wet hair, lather all over and rinse well. This step is mainly to wash away dirt, oil, and the environment from your hair.

2nd – Repeat step one, use the same amount of shampoo as you did in step one. This time really work the shampoo in. This step is designed to clean your scalp and continue to clean the hair shaft. Take your time here, really massage your scalp and get your head really well lathered. Again, rinse well.

3rd – Use your conditioner. Ideally, it is best to use the conditioner that matches and was designed to be used with your shampoo. This step coats your hair shaft as it softens it. Leave the conditioner on your hair for about 2 minutes to allow it to absorb into the hair shaft and follicles. Then rinse well, after those first few minutes the hair has absorbed all of the conditioner that it needs, so leaving excess conditioner on your hair is pointless and can make your hair limp and dull.

If you follow the tips and steps here, you are sure to have beautiful hair that looks and feels terrific. And for those of you lucky enough to not have to wear a wig when you cross dress, your hair will be as girly as you want it to be.

Hello Femmes…..how are all my gurls doing this week? It seems I got quite a few complements on my post last week about the proper way to accent your eyes, I’m glad you all enjoyed. This week, I thought we would discuss the timing of some of the many chores we all go through to be as sensuous as possible. It is possible to over-do it, so the following is an easy to follow guide of how often various beauty routines should be practiced.

Wash your face – It is best to wash your face twice a day, especially if you wear make-up. Never go to sleep with make-up on your face. Also, choose a face cleanser that is suitable for your skin type; if your skin is dry, use a moisturizing cleanser and if your skin is oily, use a cleanser designed to absorb the excess oil.
Exfoliate your face – Once a week is the typical recommendation for scrubbing away dead skin cells. If you have oily skin or you are using a scrub designed for acne problems follow the directions on the label, you most likely need to use it twice or so a week.
Apply a mask to your face – Masks are a lot like scrubs. If you have normal or dry skin, once a week is enough to open your pores and / or moisturize your face. If you are acne prone, you should always follow the directions on the label and you will most likely be using it twice or so a week.
Moisturize your face – Always after washing your face. Be sure you to use the right formula for your skin.
Moisturizing your lips – Ok, for this I’d say more is better. Now, I’m not talking about lipstick or god forbid chap stick. A good lip moisturizer makes your lips soft and kissable and should be used as often as necessary to keep your lips in perfect pucker shape. Whether your goal is to have smooth lips for applying your favorite lipstick or to have soft sexy lips that making kissing your lover from head to toe, and yes, that includes cock sucking and clit pleasing, then use your moisturizer as often as possible.
Exfoliate your body – Typically, once a week is perfect for removing dead skin cells. More often could cause irritation.
Moisturizing your body – You should always moisturize after your shower or bath. More moisturize is necessary at times, especially on your elbows, knees, and feet. Just remember soft skin is sexy skin.
Shave your legs – This really depends on your rate of hair growth. A rule of thumb is you can expect to have to shave at least twice a week, but don’t get too excited; some gurls have to shave daily. Of course, if your Mistress has you shave for her during phone sex sessions, then clearly you must abide by her rules.
Shave your bikini area – Again, this does depend on your rate of hair growth. Generally, once you have trained this area to be hairless, the growth slows down and once or twice a week usually works. But to be safe, keep an eye on the growth, you don’t want to get caught in a spur of the moment sensual situation and realize the lawn needs mowing.

These are just a few things that you maybe over doing when you pamper yourself. Sometimes less is more. So, whether you are getting yourself ready for a quiet night at home in your panties and baby doll nighty or if you enjoy a lifestyle of a fulltime cross dresser, these tips will help you optimize your beauty habits without over-doing it.

As most of you know, phone sex isn’t the only way to share an erotic fantasy with a Mistress. For those of you who do not the privacy necessary for a phone session or are too shy perhaps to call, we offer sexy texting chat sessions. During this type of session you receive the same one on one attention you do on the phone with your Mistress. Recently, I had a text session with client that I felt was erotic and fun, and with his encouragement I agree to post it here to let everyone know how much fun these sessions can be.

empress.christine: ok…let’s say me, Ms. Amanda, Ms. Melanie, Ms. Ryan, Ms. Constance & Ms. Jessica??
empress.christine: the 6 of us…and we have planned a birthday party for you
hapless: okay…a surprise?
empress.christine: yes…I invite you over and you think its just you and me
empress.christine: but the others are inside waiting
hapless: oh man my heart would be in my mouth when i saw all 6 of you
empress.christine: well, I let you in and let you think it is just us to start
hapless: would you have me undress?
empress.christine: yes…I will remove every piece of clothing from your body and then I will take you to the living room for a surprise
hapless: walking in there i would already be hard
empress.christine: when you walk in you see the following
empress.christine: Amanda with a large single tail whip
empress.christine: Ryan….standing there grinning..she’ll be holding you down you know
hapless: yes i know
empress.christine: Jessica next to her…ready to hold you
empress.christine: Melanie…with a small flog in her hand…..she has plans for your balls
empress.christine: and Constance on the floor signaling for you to come over
empress.christine: while you walk that way, I get my paddle out
hapless: do lay on my back or stomach or perhaps over a hasek
empress.christine: a short version of school house wooden paddles with a leather cover…in the cover the are cut outs of the letters B-I-T-C-H
empress.christine: we will have a short wide stool there
empress.christine: you can lay over it on your belly…a pillow between you and it for comfort
empress.christine: once on it, Constance will straddle one leg holding it down and secure while Jessica holds the other
hapless: my cock and ass exposed
empress.christine: they are spread far enough apart for Melanie to sit between your legs and prepare you with a rubber band around the base of your balls
empress.christine: yes….your cock and balls are beneath you and hanging down and your ass is in the air
hapless: i start to squirm and Ryan holds my hands
hapless: or does Ryan hold one and Amanda hold the other?
empress.christine: she sits on both of your hands…she grinds her ass down hard on them so you know you can’t get away
empress.christine: she then toys with you by slapping at your face and telling you how much she loves watching you squirm and struggle
hapless: Amanda has the whip i forgot
hapless: i can feel my face get red from the slaps
empress.christine: Constance and Jessica are now slapping your cheeks with their bare hands…toying with you and singing happy birthday to you
empress.christine: adding some silly name calling
empress.christine: Ryan is starting to slap your face harder
hapless: i start to realize what is happening and struggle with all my might to get away but cant
empress.christine: no…you can’t get away…we have you…..now, I will start…I will go down on my knees next to you
hapless: better yet…can you straddle the bench and pin me to it?
empress.christine: no…but Amanda will, while I spank you…
hapless: ok….think of how fucked i would be in that position
empress.christine: she sits on your back….straddling you…holding you firmly to the stool….
empress.christine: yes, you are fucked
empress.christine: I take my paddle…letters down…and I raise it up and swing
empress.christine: hitting square across both cheeks
empress.christine: nice red mark all the way across
hapless: i am pulling with all my might…but it is child’s play for the girls to hold me in this position
hapless: i scream out and Ryan just laughs in my face
empress.christine: yes, Ryan holds you down firmly while laughing in your face and taunting you
empress.christine: Constance and Jessica are both also laughing and slapping the back of your thighs every time you squirm
empress.christine: now Melanie….pops the back of your tight, restricted balls with her flog
empress.christine: then I lower my paddle again across your cheeks making sure to hit the same spot I did before
empress.christine: this goes on of about 5 minutes…I hit with the paddle, Melanie with the flog on your balls, over and over
hapless: i screach out…begging you all to stop
empress.christine: while Constance and Jessica hold you tightly by the legs and laugh at you ….and tease you
empress.christine: and Ryan laughs in your face more and slaps at your cheeks calling you a week pathetic loser
empress.christine: by the time Melanie and I stop…. there is a fairly clear imprint of BITCH on your ass
hapless: how many times did You hit me?
empress.christine: and each lady laughs and giggles in delight as I show off my work of art
empress.christine: 5 minutes….I’m sure I hit you 20 times
empress.christine: and your balls are completely numb…Melanie put the flog away because you can no longer feel it
empress.christine: so…its time…for Ms. Amanda to finish you off
empress.christine: lol
hapless: I can feel that they are swollen though
empress.christine: Melanie grab the rubber band and roughly removes it…making sure the rubber pops back and hits you
hapless: as soon as Amanda gets off my back i fight to see if i can break free
empress.christine: too late…Melanie is on you
empress.christine: Melanie then moves to sit on your back…and slides back so her butt is againist the back of your head and you can’t raise up at all, even to look Ryan in the eye
empress.christine: I sit just above your hips…directly over the bench…and I lean back so I don’t get hit by the whip
empress.christine: Ryan now has your arms firmly still…you can budge her…..Melanie is on your shoulders and head and your face is mashed againist the floor
hapless: with 5 of You holding me any escape is impossible
hapless: even more so than before
empress.christine: I am on your back, over the stool and holding on to it so you can’t buck at all
empress.christine: and Constance and Jessica have both completely exhausted your legs…you can’t move them at all now
empress.christine: Amanda backs up a few feet and holds the whip up and back…she casts it forward…aimed right at your ass cheeks
empress.christine: she scores
hapless: i would jump up, but cant….so i just scream into the floor
empress.christine: one quick, loud, heavy pop across both cheeks…and an immediate bright red whelp comes up
empress.christine: that’s right…you are helpless
empress.christine: we all fell you jerk beneath us…but no luck moving us
empress.christine: she pulls it back and again…up…back…cast…hitting the backs of your thighs this time
hapless: the more i try to escape the more i tire my body which makes any movement impossible
empress.christine: right…beside the complete paralysis you feel when the whip hits you
empress.christine: Amanda cracks a wicked laugh and says…2 down and how many to go little hapless?
hapless: 1 say one
empress..christine: haha…no…you get one for each year of your life…lol
hapless: NOOOOOOOOOO I plead with all my might
empress.christine: so…30 what more?
empress.christine: too late…she’s pulled it up and back again….here comes the third, then forth, and then….
hapless: crying i sob into the floor that I turned 38 that day
empress.christine: We all laugh hysterically….34 to go, and let’s not forget…one to grow on….lol