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The Buff Pindick

Humiliation with Ms Christine

Such a tiny thing you have there…

Are Looks Deceiving?

I was at the gym the other day, and I kept catching this guy staring at me as I worked out.  Can you blame him?  Basically I was wearing a sports bra and some really tight lycra shorts.  He couldn’t really see any of my naughty parts, but I wasn’t really leaving much to the imagination.  So, I struck up a conversation with him.  Now, he was the body builder type – buff body, big rippling muscles, easy on the eyes.  And I figured, what the hell?  I do love to bed guys like this.  I thought if everything else was as big as he was, he must be packing something between his legs, and with his stamina, he could probably go for hours.  So, after some small talk, I invited him back to my place.

Really?

Imagine my surprise when I got him home, got him naked – and all he had was a nub.  At first, I thought maybe it wasn’t hard yet.  “Oh, no, honey, I’m ready to go!” he said.  Then I thought maybe it’s because the rest of him is so big that it’s just, you know, an optical illusion.  So I grabbed a rule.  Nope, no optical illusion…3 1/2  inches!  That was it.  I had a buff pindick!

Ready, huh?

I told him he might be ready, but with something that small, I wasn’t even going to feel it.  He’d spent so much time building up his body…to bad he hadn’t tried to pump up that dick! But I did promise him a fucking…so I got out my Big Black Cock, bent him over my bed and banged that ripple bubble butt until I had four or five orgasms!  Then I sent him on his way.  Funny, haven’t seen him around the gym since… 😉

XOXO ~ 
Your Phone Sex Mistress Christine

20 comments to The Buff Pindick

  • I agree… it should be tattooed on their forehead Ms. Simone, that way we can see it clearly and only take them home if we’re in the mood to laugh and humiliate! And as for the getting you drunk goes, it might make you see double, but it wont make it look bigger, now will it? lol…

  • Gods, it truly is annoying when you think you’ve found a really great guy to have sex with and then they drop their pants. I swear they should come with a label attached to them. He was probably thrilled when a woman of your caliber wanted to have sex with him. He jumped on the chance to go home with you. I can’t tell you how many small penis losers try to get me drunk before they drop their pants. They seem to think I won’t notice. (It never works…) Ah… men. ROFL

  • Mistress Christine yes it was disappointed, but like the good Little Submissive Cock Sucking Faggot i am i knew it was my place to get right down on my Little Cock Sucking Sissy Faggot Knees and give him one of my very best Wet and Sloppy Blow Jobs! 😉

    There was a Woman there watching as well and i knew it would please her even more to see me show off my Oral Talents as i Sucked,Slurped,Licked and Kissed His “Tiny Johnson” until he shot off a very good load of Yummy Cum right into my Pretty Little Sissy Faggot Mouth! 🙂

  • I agree Miss Molly, I’m surprised that he wasn’t waiting at the gym for me the next day in hopes of getting more of my big strap-on… but you know, he could still show back up 😉

  • I might do it to you right now Jake 😉

  • It really was a shame Ms. Marlena, and now that I think about it… it’s exactly like a broken promise, lol… I did set things right with my own though and you are right… I was happy to do it!

  • I had totally forgotten about that Miss Lena, it could have been steroids, lol… it would certainly explain the tininess… lol

  • Awwww, I bet you were pretty disappointed in deed CSCDSF, you just knew you have a big / fattie, didn’t ya?

  • I know Ms. Piper, I was thinking the same when I saw it… how can such a buff guy have such a tiny cocklett? lol… and thanks for stopping by sexy!

  • So Tim, you’re also a two-pump chump then? lol… I’d have charged you $50 if I’d been her, lol… 😉

  • paradox you mean aaa? lol… yes, I agree

  • Awww, poor Mr. Pindick! I guess I’m in the minority here, because I sort of feel sorry for the guy! (Note: I said a tiny bit sorry! I’m still laughing at him! :D) The sight of you in your sports bra and lycra shorts gets them thinking with the other head (in his case, the extra-itty bitty one!) You can’t blame him for wanting you. 🙂

    On second thought…

    Now that I’ve had a few more seconds to think about it, I really don’t feel so sorry. He should feel HONORED to have enjoyed your big black cock!!! There are dozens (even more) boys here at LDW wishing they could be pounded by your infamous strap on. I need to join your gym–it always leads to something hot and sexy happening outside of there!

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  • Jake

    Oh Mistress!
    You can do that to me anytime you like!

  • A buff pindick? What a shame when a man’s body makes a promise his dick can’t deliver. On the bright side, there’s something so fun about turning macho muscle men into bitches! With your massive, intimidating strap on, I’m sure you fucked every last bit of machismo out of him.

  • Miss Christine…well, now you know!!! I think ,that all the steroids shrink their dicks. I know, it’s so disappointing. Now, I’ve learned that a guy with a swimmer’s build is the BEST for big cock size. Whenever I’m in the gym now, I just chuckle to myself, when the “meatheads” stare at me. I know exactly what LITTLE surprise they have :). Gee, I wish you had asked me about that first. You were able to figure out his weakness though.

  • Mistress Christine all i can say is “Been There!Done That!” 😉

    It reminds me of the time i was in an Adult Book Store and looked into a Movie Viewing Booth and seen this really Buff and Hot Looking 30ish looking Stud that i swear if he whipped his Tally Whacker out to close to me he knock me out and give me two black eyes with the size of the Trouser Snake i was thinking he was packing in his nice tight Levis!

    But once he pulled it out (If you can call it that!) all he had was this Little Tiny Weenie Cocktail Hot Dog! 🙁

    Boy was i disappointed by that Tiny Little Nub he had, but being the Dick Hungry Faggot that i am i still got down on my Little Cock Sucking Sissy Faggot Knees and did my very best to make him feel good about the ever so small size of his Little Dick and i did give he as i do for all other Men my very best Blow Job and left him feeling a little better about himself and the not so Big size of his Manhood! 🙂

  • You know the funniest thing about this whole scenario? Nobody would have guessed that not only did this “hottie” have a pencil penis, he was also a submissive little bitch! No wonder you haven’t seen him around the gym–well, aside from the fact his bubble butt was a bit sore!–he’s hoping nobody else will find out his LITTLE secret. 😉

  • Tim

    Oh Mistress I too have experienced that same problem. I have these big muscles but such a small cock. Once a girl brought me home and when she found out I had a small cock she laughed. I began to get angry but my dick also began to harden which made her laugh more. I begged her for a handjob. She said only if I gave her 30 dollars. I couldn’t believe it but I gave it to her. I came in less than two minutes. She laughed again and told me to give her another 20 dollars or she would tell my friends. I gave her more money. Thus began my life of small penis humiliation!

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