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Ruined Orgasm With Toys

I’ve been thinking up new ways for your 1,000 ruined orgasm assignment to gain some real progress.  This coming month, I think we’ll use some toys!  If you don’t have any of these, then you can start planning your purchases.  You really should try these ways of giving yourself a dribbling, dripping, frustrating ruined orgasm before the year is out!

Vibrating Your Way To A Ruined Orgasm

Ruined Orgasm with Ms Christine

Let’s get those toys out!

This is one way to give yourself a hands-free ruined orgasm.  Get one of those vibrating bullets, and using a couple of rubber bands or something like a leather thong, tie it to the underside of your cock shaft, right about in the middle.  Turn it on low and watch some of your favorite porn.  No touching your cock or balls! Every minute or so, turn it up just a bit.  I’m sure soon the sensations will be too much and when you feel yourself going over the edge, shut it off.  Just let your dick twitch and dribble out its load.

Hitachi Magic Wand

You can get the hammerhead attachment and slide it over your cock head.  If you don’t have that, just keep that magic wand on your balls.  Again, this is another perfect way to achieve a hands-free orgasm.  Just like with the bullet vibrator, when you are going over the edge just shut everything down – including your impending orgasm! Drip…drip…drip.

Anal Ruined Orgasm Play

If you’re a butt slut, I know you have a dildo lying around.  Slide it into your hot, hungry bottom, then start fucking yourself.  Make sure it’s hitting your p-spot!  If you truly are one of my butt sluts, you’ll get a nice prolonged ruined orgasm as that dildo massages and milks your prostate, emptying your balls.  You might want to save this one for your final ruined orgasm of the week, because if you do it right, those balls will be deflated and you may not be able to work yourself up to another one for a few days.

Oh, and do be a good slut and lick up all your drippy mess when you’re done!

XOXO ~
Your Phone Sex Mistress Christine

How Your Hot Wife Earned Her Name

It Was Just A Fun Hot Wife Fantasy…

The Hot Wife And Ms Christine

The name is well earned!

…and you, the poor, deluded beta male – never saw it coming.  When you first met your hot wife, you thought you were all man, didn’t you?  The big swinging dick.  Of course, she wasn’t very experienced with sex when you met, so she thought that pindick was acceptable enough, didn’t she?  She was really hot to experiment with sex though.  You probably shouldn’t have started showing her your porn collection.  I know it was just to explore new fantasies, but you should have known her fantasy was going to be getting filled by a big, thick cock!

Her Fantasy

What was it like that night she told you your penis just wasn’t big enough?  And that what she really wanted was a big, black cock.  You laughed it off, but she kept it up.  She slowly started cutting off your sexual pleasure, making you needy and more pliable.  Over time, she really started breaking you down, and when your balls were blue, full and aching, you finally agreed to her cuckolding fantasy. What choice did you have really?

Now She’s A Hot Wife And You’re A Sissy Cuckold

You didn’t know she’d already been meeting with an Alpha male, did you? How could you have when you weren’t having sex with her and couldn’t tell that she was getting quite stretched out. But when she brought him home, there you were, dressed in panties and bra and stay-up stockings.  Watching her suck that big cock, seeing her filled with it, hearing her scream as she came, all made you so hard and jealous.  Oh yes, cuckie, you found out something about yourself that day, didn’t you?  You’re just as much of a whore for her new black Master as she is!

XOXO ~
Your Phone Sex Mistress Christine

Stroking For A Pain Mistress

All stroking isn’t just about teasing and denial.  Sometimes, your Mistress wants to have fun too!

Stroking With Nipple Torment

Stroking for Ms Christine

You provide the stroking, I’ll provide the pain…

Are you a nipple slut?  Do you like having them rubbed, pinched, licked?  Do you like it when I nip you nips with my teeth?  Are you one of those pets who has a direct connection from your nipples to your balls?  Then I want you to stroke that hard cock while you have nipple clamps on.  I might even have some fun with you, and attach a leather thong to the chain between your clamps and give you some jerks of my own to encourage your pumping!

Even More Stroking And Nipple Torment

Let’s have more fun with nipple clamps!  How about we use the adjustable ones – the ones that really make your nips ache!  Start stroking for me.  After every edge, we’ll tighten those clamps half a turn on each of your tender nubs.  How many edges will you have to give me you ask?  I’m not sure yet, I think we’ll just wait until I can’t tighten those clamps anymore before I decide!

And Now…Humiliated Clamping

Instead of clamps or clothespins on your nipples, how about one on your tongue.  Some pets find this very humiliating.  Unable to speak, drool running down his chin as he pump that pud for me.  I tease him for a long time, before finally allowing him to cum…then he has to eat all of his spunk for me.  Even then, he still isn’t done. Once, he’s swallowed all that jizz, I sit on his face and make him pleasure me until I’m satisfied with that sore tongue! 

What ideas do you have for pleasing your Mistress through pain, my pets?

XOXO ~
Your Phone Sex Mistress Christine

I Like Blue Balls

Are Those Blue Balls Full?

Blue Balls with Ms. Christine

… and I can not lie… 😉 lol…

Those blue balls certainly feel like they are!  I love the weight of those achy orbs in my hand as I squeeze and hold them after a long tease and denial session.  I know that they’ve been churning and pumping out just a bit more cum with every single stroke, with each and every edge.  Getting fuller and fuller. As I lift up your ball sac, I can tell by how much heavier they feel just how much fuller they’re getting.

Are Those Blue Balls Aching?

That’s what happens, isn’t it?  The fuller with jizz, the more swollen with all that blocked up spunk they get, the more they ache.  I think it’s interesting that the pain of blue balls can make you hornier, bring you to the edge faster.  Even if you aren’t one of my pain sluts, that dull aching need in your nuts just spreads out. It spreads into the pit of your stomach and makes you so much more desperate to cum.  I love how it turns you into a begging stroke slut!

They Are Not Full Or Achy Enough

I don’t know, as I keep squeezing, massaging and holding those family jewels, it seems to me that they aren’t quite heavy enough, not quite full enough.  I want you to stroke, harder and faster for me.  More edges! More desperation.  I want those blue balls so full and so achy that you think they’re going to burst.  Then, I just might slide a finger up your ass, massage that magic prostate and relieve you of a bit or pressure…just so we can fill those cum sacks some more.

XOXO ~
Your Phone Sex Mistress Christine

A Chastity Cage Is Small, Just Like A Pindick!

Which Is Why Your Pindick Fits So Well

Pindick Chatity with Ms Christine

…your little prick in that cage looks like one tic-tac left in the box, lol…

That’s right chastity pet, I said your tiny little pindick! Don’t you dare think you can call it a cock!! If you could call it that, then why do you fit inside the cage so well? And with room to spare!  Please, don’t tell me it’s actually getting hard now?  From the moment you took off your pants I’ve been laughing so hard I’m out of breath.  If you try to tell me that tiny nub locked inside that cage is actually hard, I’m going to collapse on the ground in a fit of laughter!

You Deserve To Be Locked Up

So, do you have an answer to your question yet, pindick?  Why are cock cages so small?  It’s simple really, if your dicklet can fit inside of it, than you obviously deserve to be locked up.  Your pencil penis is worthless to any woman, so why should you deserve to get any pleasure from it?  You shouldn’t.  That’s why it needs to be caged, locked away from everyone.  So that no one can play with it.  So you’ll begin to understand, and be convinced that your penis is useless.

That’s The Smallest Cage They Make Pindick

The saddest part about all of this – well, sad for you, fucking hilarious for me! – is that, that really is the smallest cage they make.  And you barely fill half of it with your little pindick!  I’ve actually thought of looking into a custom fitted chastity cage, one that would actually be your size.  Then I thought, why would I do that?  It’s so much more humiliating knowing that not only are you locked up because of that tiny dick… but every time you look down, you’ll realize just how small you really are…

XOXO ~
Your Phone Sex Mistress Christine